Advanced Swearing Handbook by Mark Leigh & Mike Lepine

Author:Mark Leigh & Mike Lepine
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Summersdale Publisher

How to Swear at French People

There are many in our modern day society who say that swearing is a pointless and futile activity. There may be some truth in this – but not when it comes to insulting the French. Very little can give more pleasure than swearing at a French person. Here are some choice phrases you may wish to use quite casually on your next hop over the Channel for cheap booze and fags:

Va te faire enculer!

Go get fucked up the arse!

Faut péter dans l’eau pour faire des bulles!

Go and fart in water and make bubbles!

Tu es fils d’un gay et d’une pute

Your father’s a fag and your mother’s a prostitute

Je te pisse en zig-zags au raie de cul!

I piss in zig-zags on your arse crack!

Parle-moi à la main

Talk to the hand

Je suis fier de mon cul quand je vois ta gueule

Seeing your face makes me proud of my arse

Enculeur de porcs!

Pig-fucker!

Emmerdeur!

Shit for brains!

Branleur!

Wanker!

Léche mon cul!

Lick my arsehole!

Tu pues la merde!

You stink of shit!

Chatte!

Cunt!

Va te faire foutre, trouduc!

Fuck off, you arsehole!

Arrête de parler, merde de tête!

Shut up, shithead!

Enculé de ta race entière!

You have been buggered by your entire race!

Calisse que t’est laid! Estce que ta mère t’as chié?

Fuck you’re ugly – did your mother shit you out?

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